25 Sports Fans Too Drunk to Know the Score

Who actually goes to sporting events for the sport anymore? Well, maybe a few people, but they’re probably the athletes’ moms, and maybe not even them. We go to get stupid and offensively drunk. You are in good company, check out these idiots.

Tommy Lasorda.

Tommy Lasorda.

This fan who over chugged his mug.

This fan who over chugged his mug.

This fan who can't stay in his shoes.

This fan who can’t stay in his shoes.

This short-lived moment...

This short-lived moment…

This clown.

This clown.

This fan who ruined the dude on first row's life.

This fan who ruined the dude on first row’s life.

Typical Cub's bleachers creatures.

Typical Cub’s bleachers creatures.

These humans "enjoying" life.

These humans “enjoying” life.

This boyfriend who used his credit card to eat ice cream.

This boyfriend who used his credit card to eat ice cream.

This Yankees fan who thought he was in the circus.

This Yankees fan who thought he was in the circus.

This fan making sure no one in attracted to her.

This fan making sure no one in attracted to her.

This fan giving fair warning.

This fan giving fair warning.

This fan cooling off in Kansas City.

This fan cooling off in Kansas City.

This couple doing what we all want to do after the first inning.

This couple doing what we all want to do after the first inning.

This guy with super powers.

This guy with super powers.

This drunk version of Papa John.

This drunk version of Papa John.

This guy who forgot his clothing.

This guy who forgot his clothing.

This bro giving his best impression of a horse at the Belmont Stakes.

This bro giving his best impression of a horse at the Belmont Stakes.

This human that blew up.

This human that blew up.

This potassium loving banana.

This potassium loving banana.

This swan diving fan.

This swan diving fan.

This guy who forgot what he was cheering for.

This guy who forgot what he was cheering for.

This guy that got sniped.  Watch his friends (that's the best part).

This guy that got sniped. Watch his friends (that’s the best part).

This guy leaving ALL the beer in the stadium. He's good to drive now.

This guy leaving ALL the beer in the stadium. He’s good to drive now.

This lady giving the most terrible lap dance ever.

This lady giving the most terrible lap dance ever.

 

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