I admire these people. They understand social norms and enthusiastically say, “Eff you, Norms.” Sit, look, smile, and admire these awesome humans with me.
I’ll still get my tan.
What you can’t see is the 1980’s box TV he set up on the other side of the train.
I actually learn better when I’m drunk.
This seems like a good spot.
I understand what you think I should eat, but… middle finger.
I see your sign and I’ll raise you a middle finger.
What are you going to do? Arrest an effing bear?
You don’t walk your cat whilst drinking martinis? Dogs and water bottles are so 2012.
You don’t like this tattoo?
You done screwing around, Bear?!
Flooded so I made a beach day of it.
Fluffy Segway texting. What are you going to do about it?
Where else am I going to take a nap? My wife is at home, so it won’t happen there…
Footies. Yeah… footies.
Anybody want some flapjacks?
Just warming up.
The best part of this cake is my name.
It’s either this or the YMCA, and the YMCA only has an original Nintendo.
You’re trying to tell me that I’m supposed to put my car between those lines..? Dumb.
You have a problem with my wrestling jumpsuit?
So I bit right through the tape! What of it?!
It could rain…
Why wash floors then wash tables when you can wash floors and tables?