Just when you thought you couldn’t possibly get any fatter. Boston Pizza is out to set a new world record.
Check out these “sick” pizza innovations from their website.
1. Pizza Cake
2. Superpower Pizza Cutter
Laser Guided Super Slicer
3. Pizza Mints
Eat these after you eat all the pepperoni and garlic
4. Taco Bell Pizza Taco
Is Taco Bell Desperate Enough to actually do this yet? Doritos worked so well they might as well do the Totino’s Pizza Taco for those days when you have smoked all the weed.
5. No More Lovin Pizza Napkin Beard
this guy thinks he is so funny and all she is thinking is “what am I doing with this d-bag?”
6. Pizza Sliders – when you just can’t make up your mind
When you just can’t make up your mind
7. Pizza Air Freshener
I used to work as a delivery boy and this is exactly how my car always smelled
8. Cheese Clippers
Eat like a gentleman – kinda
9. Pizza Pocket
10. Locking Pizza Case
This is for college students. But you also need a cable to lock it into the fridge.