Did you overhear a bunch of buddies at the office talking about their superbowl party and then you dropped hints until they invited you? I am sure they waited until the last minute because they are just intimidated that you had sooo many invites. But lucky for them you chose them but what to bring?!?!? Well I am sure you already know they could benefit from your vast knowledge of wines so just pair that lame wine with some of these terrible dips and you are sure to be the talk of the office Monday morning.
1. Pimento Cheese
You wouldn’t think cheese + mayo + pickled peppers could ever taste this classy, but oh, it can. Ritz crackers mandatory. Get the recipe. So what you are telling me is that you took potentially awesome nacho cheese and ruined it.
2. Pizza Fondue
This is genius-level dip: you cook beef, sauce and seasonings and then melt the cheese right in. Get the recipe. (why not just order a pizza?)
3. Classic French Onion Dip
The French are huge sissy’s who suck at football. Get the recipe.
4. Red Pepper, Walnut & Tahini Dip
Add a little class to the proceedings. Get the recipe. (looks like poop on a cracker)
5. Mexican Volcano Dip
This setup addresses the logistical challenges of an actual layered dip, allowing efficient direct access to the ingredient sector you like the best. Get the recipe.
6. Feta, Honey & Date Spread
7. Whipped Goat Cheese Herb Dip
8. Pea Pesto
Don’t worry, it looks healthier than it tastes. Get the recipe. Would you honestly feed this to friend?
9. Super Easy Mexican Dip
Essentially a bowl of fancy sour cream (are you complaining?) Get the recipe.
10. Pineapple-Black Bean Guacamole
Get the recipe. This was probably a big hit at the Pride De Mayo party but so was Ricky Martin.
13. Creamy Artichoke Spinach Dip
Classic for a reason. Get the recipe. Perfect for making any superbowl party into just another crappy trip to TGI Fridays
14. Chili-Sour Cream Dip
If you’ve got a jar of salsa and a container of sour cream, you (yes, you!) can more or less make this dip right now. Get the recipe.
17. Spicy Avocado Tomatillo Dip
Get the recipe. This one probably tastes good but you will be a d-bag when you try to say over and over “IT’S NOT GUACAMOLE!!!”
18. Buffalo Wing Hummus
Hummus that went to Buffalo and came back with a real attitude. Get the recipe. Also know as the only wrong way to eat a buffalo wing.
19. Smoked Salmon Spread
It never hurts to try and raise the bar a little. Get the recipe.